Well: Now that the ink is dry, my lawyer said it’s OK if I announce this here . . . so yeah:
Yeah baby!! DUDES DONE WRONG, the weekly ritual my spirit-brother McCune and I started many years ago, returns AUGUST 1st, which is next THURSDAY. It had been bothering me for some time that I hadn’t observed what is the closest thing I have to religion, and so I said to myself, you know, I said: enough is enough!! DUDES is back, baby. I’m going to be expanding the Dudes page, maybe even turning it into a sub-site so I can make it look real cool, but for now here’s the thing. I also got to make a little sidebar icon.
Man I’m excited. For real: if you want to come, just come on over. Tombo, who is, yes, eerily living on Mead Avenue, the street I first lived on when I moved to Oakland—well, you have yourself a moral obligation to show up next week. I don’t care what you have to tell your girlfriend who earlier tonight Jackson and I advised you to stay away from—you’d better freakin be there, brother. It may very well be the most important day of your life. I mean, get real.
Alayna, perhaps the most loyal of all DUDES acolytes, has already confirmed her attendance. So what’s your excuse, whoever you are?
OK I’m going to sleep. See y’all next week. Zip up your diapers and hold on tight cuz whatever I pick is going to crush your brain into beautiful stardust~ ☆ミ
P.S. For the uninitiated, here is a sort of primer / greatest hits post about our sacred sabbath~