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Laura took this in our garden the other day and I think it’s great!!!

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I am ready for my wife to ask me to move into the basement

“She Came and She Touched Me” is such a good song

“. . . neighbors reported hearing the song ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ on repeat for six to seven hours before Mr. [Starsailor’s] body was discovered next to a half-drunk one-liter jug of grapefruit juice.”

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Next time someone asks me how I’m doing, I’m just going to hand them a piece of paper with this on it

Food is absolutely the most boring thing to talk about

The only holiday I celebrate is my cat’s birthday

Haaaaahhhhh!!!

I hope the coroner’s report for my death makes note of how clean my ears are

I told someone tonight that if we sat around long enough we could conjure up all the awful thoughts we’d ever need to push ourselves right over the edge.

This was outside the Wolfhound bar. I was the doorman. I had been reading a book and talking to lonely people.

We decided you can find darkness anywhere if you look. But why do that?

Think of the void, or whatever it is, like an aquarium exhibit. Best kept behind glass! Get close but not too close. Don’t fall in!