At least once a day I look in the mirror and say something like this to the thing staring back at me: “Just look at you, you rotten son of a bitch. You mad, mad fool.”

I reckon if I were a character from ‘Moby Dick,’ I would be Mr. Stubb.

Mr. Stubb says a cool thing that I really like and often think about:

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I’ll go to it laughing.

Makes sense to me! More than anything else, maybe.

The other night when I was watching The Empire Strikes Back, I got up to make some tea and accidentally slammed my face into a doorframe. It was late and the room was dark, so I guess I forgot the SHAPE of the room, or something. Man, I sure did see some stars. And I was dazed for a few seconds. I went into the bathroom to examine the damage and saw that I had split my eyebrow open. Blood was gushing out of it. When I finally stopped the bleeding, it looked like this:

So I guess I’m going to look like a real badass when this baby scars over!!!

Man

Just gonna go ahead and say it again:

Nothing beats being alone

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For Valentine’s Day I bought myself a plane ticket to Los Angeles

See you next month, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!

I’m sitting here watching The Empire Strikes Back, and I just remembered that the first time I saw it, I had a nightmare there was a wampa arm in my bed

Also I realized Han Solo has been my hero for most of my life

So uh that’s cool I guess

Hmmmm. I guess this is going to look really good forever, huh.

Ahab:

Dry heat upon my brow! Oh! time was, when as the sunrise nobly spurred me, so the sunset soothed. No more. This lovely light, it lights not me; all loveliness is anguish to me, since I can ne’er enjoy. Gifted with this high perception, I lack the low, enjoying power; damned, most subtly and most malignantly! damned in the midst of Paradise! Good-night—good-night!

The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush! Naught’s an obstacle, naught’s an angle to the iron way!

Yup

This is incredible

I have been watching this three or four times a week for six months